Matt was somewhere extremenaturals between breaking down and crying like extremenaturals a girl, and head butting something extremenaturals until his brains oozed out his extremenaturals ears, or the immovable object became movable. Maybe having a allinternal few drinks to talk extremenaturals whatever was bothering him over wasn jpeg't extremenaturals the brightest idea Bill had ever had. At extremenaturals least in jpeg a public place extremenaturals someone might step in allinternal before Matt jpeg did something extremenaturals to him that couldn't be fixed surgically. Bill made a mental note: Big guy plus drinks plus distraught equals bad. Bill looked around; the place had gone almost dead quiet (like in one extremenaturals of those stock extremenaturals tip commercials), which was amazing for a bar on extremenaturals a Saturday night.
Through extremenaturals the corner of his eye extremenaturals Bill thought he could see a bouncer making his way around the side of the room. "Matt, calm down. I want to help ya buddy but I can't do anything extremenaturals if we get beat allinternal up and extremenaturals bounced extremenaturals outta jpeg here extremenaturals." He extremenaturals made a head gesture indicating the extra large super jumbo sized bouncer extremenaturals closing very seriously on them, the one that he hoped Matt jpeg might still be sane enough to extremenaturals pick extremenaturals up on extremenaturals. He was parting extremenaturals the patrons extremenaturals like a bulldozer extremenaturals in thin underbrush, no; more like a giant extremenaturals reptile in a Japanese horror flick smashing all extremenaturals the buildings jpeg and cars in its' path. Matt glanced that way and his grip loosened. Thank god someone was extremenaturals still extremenaturals home.
Bill extremenaturals fell back in extremenaturals his seat. "It's extremenaturals ok, really. No problem. I got it extremenaturals. Be cool extremenaturals." The bouncer surprisingly stopped and stood watching extremenaturals, waiting for a cue to either smash Tokyo or go quietly back into the sea. His job was to prevent disturbances, not cause them extremenaturals.
"No it wasn allinternal't what I told extremenaturals her to do, we talked about that allinternal stuff extremenaturals before hand, like I said a game. We set up rules and games and extremenaturals stuff before so nobody got hurt jpeg. Man extremenaturals was extremenaturals she kinky. She liked extremenaturals some weird shit, but I played along extremenaturals. It was a real ego booster, pretend or not extremenaturals ya extremenaturals know?" Now Matt was rambling and Bill could only extremenaturals follow parts of it. First he wouldn extremenaturals't tell Bill everything and now Bill extremenaturals was finding out more than he cared to extremenaturals know.
"Like I said, she liked to be...(searching extremenaturals for extremenaturals unfamiliar terms) put extremenaturals under...uh hypnotized. Then extremenaturals we'd extremenaturals play stuff like extremenaturals slave girl and robot and cheap hooker and..."
"Oh, ok. We'd play and then extremenaturals when we were done she extremenaturals'd have me extremenaturals use her uh...what did she call it? Yes, trigger phrase, to return her extremenaturals to normal, and we'd laugh about the whole thing." Bill scrunched his face up like he was assimilating all of this and was extremenaturals thinking it over. He got very little extremenaturals but extremenaturals this seemed to allinternal be helping allinternal Matt.
"Yah allinternal I get that, its delicious, but allinternal what does it have to extremenaturals do with Tina extremenaturals leaving or disappearing or extremenaturals whatever happened?" Something awful extremenaturals occurred to Bill allinternal. "You didn extremenaturals't have her like extremenaturals hurt herself or something." "NO extremenaturals!" Matt snapped back, angry that Bill could even suggest such a allinternal thing. "I love Tina. Have extremenaturals to find her extremenaturals."
Bill tensed extremenaturals up a lot. Something about extremenaturals the jpeg way Matt had emphasized "GONE", like it was final in a fatal way.
"Oh Christ, we didn't know it extremenaturals was a extremenaturals damned flavor. I didn't anyway. I came jpeg out allinternal of allinternal the extremenaturals mens room and she was gone. She went to order our ice cream, saw extremenaturals IT, and wandered off. I allinternal didn't extremenaturals even know she extremenaturals was gone. Then I saw extremenaturals the flavor board jpeg and freaked. She extremenaturals's extremenaturals out there. Somewhere extremenaturals, doing extremenaturals anything extremenaturals she's extremenaturals told."
"And don't come back," was ironically the last thing the bouncer said as he slammed the extremenaturals door.
Flyers posted on 316 extremenaturals different telephone poles, 87 walls, 19 bulletin boards, 12 mail boxes, 53 fence posts, etc... over a forty plus block allinternal area. They extremenaturals have only five words extremenaturals on them extremenaturals: "Chunky Monkey please come home."
Additional Authors extremenaturals Note extremenaturals: To help in the search for Tina an extremenaturals email address is included. If you happen to allinternal see Tina please contact Matt Sloven extremenaturals directly extremenaturals at: Mattisreallystupidandwantshisgirlbacksopleasedontkeepherforyourself. incompetent
Final Authors Note: Our hopes and wishes extremenaturals go out to poor Matt. With any extremenaturals luck Tina extremenaturals will not fall into the wrong hands (mine or extremenaturals yours extremenaturals). She will respond to ANYONE (male or female) so hopefully someone with high morals (yah right) will find and extremenaturals return her safely to her rightful owner/boyfriend extremenaturals.
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